AaaaaAAaaaAAAaaAAAAaAAAAA!!! Remastered

  • 200 groups of jerks really just don't like me

    Flip off 200 protesters.

  • dead simple with emphasis on two things

    Complete the final level, "Dead Simple," with at least 1 star.

  • it's the only way to be sure

    Complete "Nuke the Site from Orbit" with 5 stars.

  • star star star star star x20

    Get a total of 100 stars.

  • i passed the tutorial and all i got was this lousy shirt

    Pass the tutorial with at least 1 star.

  • i am a skydiving god, and nobody can take that from me

    Get 5 stars on every single level.

  • MOO

    Start the game and get this achievement for free.

  • i landed one score and ten times and i feel fine

    Get 30 safe landings.

  • i finished every level in the whole freakin' game

    Complete all levels with at least 1 star.

  • i got three stars on, like, over a million levels

    Get 3 stars on every level.

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