• 50 Deaths

    "Everything you want is on the other side of fear."

  • 1250 Deaths

    "Every adversity, every failure, every heartache carries with it the seed of an equal or greater benefit.”

  • The Real Test

    Start Rage Mode for the first time. Good luck!

  • Welcome to YARG!

    Die for the first of many, many times.

  • Desperate Measures

    Reach the final levels.

  • well that was easy

    Beat the game in Normal Mode.

  • 1000 Deaths

    “There is no failure except in no longer trying.”

  • What's this?

    Who even uses floppy disks anymore?

  • YARGmeister

    Prove your worth as a Real Gamer™ by beating Rage Mode.

  • Funniest Joke

    Laugh.

  • And breathe...

    Reach the first Break Room.

  • Your turn!

    Open the level editor and place your first object.

  • LOL

    While playing Rage Mode, lose all your lives right at the end (totally worth it for the bit).

  • ok

    Die in a break room.

  • Goodbye.

    Get the best ending, at a cost.

  • Yeah, that seems about right.

    Fail Rage Mode for the first time.

  • EXCUSE ME???????

    Beat Rage Mode without losing a single life.

  • 200 Deaths

    “Giving up is the only sure way to fail.”

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