Zaxterion - Space Frenzy

I survived 5 minutes with the Valorox ship!

I survived 10 minutes with the Valorox ship!

Those damn shurikens are deadly AF! ..And my skills prevented me from even getting a single scratch!

I survived 45 minutes with the Valorox ship!

I survived 2 hours with the default Reliant ship!

I scored two million points with the default Reliant ship

I scored one million points with the default Reliant ship

I survived a full hour with the adorable Bun-Bun Poggers!

I scored 500,000 points with the default Reliant ship!

I scored five million points with the default Reliant ship

I survived two hours with the adorable Bun-Bun Poggers!

I survived 15 minutes with the Valorox ship!

I scored 500,000 points with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I survived 20 minutes with the Valorox ship!

I survived a full hour with the Halycon ship!

I survived two hours with the Halycon ship!

I scored 500,000 points with the Halycon ship!

I am a TRUE "Pog Champ"!! - I surpassed one million points without firing a single shot!

I scored one million points with the Halycon ship!

I survived 25 minutes with the Valorox ship!

I survived 60 minutes with the Valorox ship!

I scored one million points with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I scored 50,000 points with the Valorox ship!

I scored two million points with the Halycon ship!

Pogs bouncing in space is MEGA-FUN! - I surpassed 500,000 points without firing a single shot!

I scored five million points with the Halycon ship!

I scored two million points with the Valorox ship!

I survived 120 minutes with the Valorox ship!

I scored one million points with the Valorox ship!

I survived a full hour with the default Reliant ship!

I scored 25,000 points with the Valorox ship!

I activated the first shuriken power-up from the Mothership!

I scored five million points with the Valorox ship!

I scored 100,000 points with the Valorox ship!

I scored 250,000 points with the Valorox ship!

I scored two million points with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I survived 30 minutes with the Valorox ship!

I scored five million points with Bun-Bun Poggers!

..I am the biggest "Pog Champ" ever!!

I scored 500,000 points with the Valorox ship!

I was so close to death at just 1 hitpoint!

..And then I started playing for reals instead of really playing around and rebounded to a full 100 hp!!

You haven't truly lived if you haven't been so close to death that you see your own ghost!

10 times now baby! 1 hp to full health! Nobody performs better under pressure than me!

I'm getting the hang of living on the edge and being successful!

5 times now I've rebounded from 1 hp to 100+ hp!!

They say cats have 9 lives... I got 25 lives! Bwah ha ha ha!

25 times now I've scratched the surface of death and bounced back to full health! *flexes*

I collected my first delicious small heal!

I collected my first Rhodium!

I collected my first chunk of GOLD!

I acquired my first Energy Vortex!

I scored 100,000 points with the starting Reliant ship!

I acquired my first Destructive Shot!

I acquired my first Fire Trail!

I lasted 30 minutes with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I survived 30 minutes with the Halycon ship!

I lasted 15 minutes with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I lasted 25 minutes with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I collected my first Transmulgifier!

I lasted 20 minutes with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I lasted 10 minutes with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I am one rich dude! 5,000 gold in just a single game!!

I acquired my first Reflective Shot!

I acquired my first Rapid Fire!

I've now amassed 5,000 gold in Zaxterion total!

I gobbled up 500 gold in just a single game!

I acquired my first Ring of Fire!

I survived 10 minutes with the Reliant ship!

I survived 25 minutes with the Halycon ship!

I survived 10 minutes with the Halycon ship!

If only Zaxterion gold was real money, 10k total baby!

I scored 50,000 points with the Halycon ship!

I survived 15 minutes with the Halycon ship!

I survived 5 minutes with the Halycon ship!

I survived 20 minutes with the Halycon ship!

I survived 20 minutes with the Reliant ship!

I scored 100,000 points with the Halycon ship!

I survived 45 minutes with the Reliant ship!

I survived 30 minutes with the Reliant ship!

I scored 25,000 points with the starting Reliant ship!

I survived 25 minutes with the Reliant ship!

I scored 25,000 points with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I survived 45 minutes with the Halycon ship!

I scored 250,000 points with the Halycon ship!

I acquired my first dynamite stick!

I scored 25,000 points with the Halycon ship!

I lasted 45 minutes with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I survived 5 minutes with the Reliant ship!

I scored 250,000 points with the starting Reliant ship!

I scored 50,000 points with the starting Reliant ship!

I collected 1,000 gold in just a single game!

Wow! I hoarded 2,500 gold in just one damn game!

I just saw my first SPIDER! Yikes!

I scored 100,000 points with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I scored 250,000 points with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I survived 15 minutes with the Reliant ship!

I've now collected 1,000 gold in this game total!

I collected my first Zaxterion!

I scored 50,000 points with Bun-Bun Poggers!

I acquired my first Multi-Shot!

Holy gold collector, I've now hit 25,000 freakin' gold in this game!

I lasted 5 minutes with Bun-Bun Poggers!