Begin Chapter One.
Listen to all of the Taco Pendejo advertisements.
Make the dam's control center systems fail.
Finish the game.
Find the secrets of the Necronomicon.
Meet the dinosaur in the depths.
Give the school hamster a Twonkie.
Obtain Poseidon's trident.
Begin Chapter Two.
Witness Betty's meltdown.
Recover Linda's toolbox.
Only take back what is yours.
Make Betty take a leap of faith.
Have one final conversation with Gen. Hartman.
Begin Chapter Three.
Begin Chapter Five.
Be worthy of pulling the Farmer's Bident from the stone.
Burn down the tiki bar.
Discover Ms. Hart's true identity.
Pay your respects to those no longer with us...
Protect national secrets from the Soviets.
Wait for the plane's engines to stop.
Find the manor's hidden entrance.
Get the director to fire Wilburforce.
Confess all of Betty's sins.
Discover the echo's true identity.
Have Betty spend too much time underwater.
Save Taquito from his dreadful fate.
Begin Chapter Four.
Visit Pam's basement.
Examine Betty's diamond one too many times.
Blow up Pat Garrett's statue.
Let Gen. Hartman shepherd you back into the fold.
Get kicked off the tower by the cow too many times.
Snoop on Benjamin's property one time too many.
Learn the hard way that your actions have consequences.
Be the best friend this town could ever ask for!
Build all three of Betty's great inventions.
Meet Sir Rockington, Ben's pet rock.
Interact with the Kamehameha sign one too many times.
Witness the fall of autumn's last leaf.
Bring Betty back from the dead.
Get no help from Wilburforce.
Be the worst friend this town could ever ask for!
Examine the filthy cell one too many times.
Interact with every animal in the game.
Guess all the answers to Sherman's riddles correctly.
Point and Click through everything.
Force-feed Betty her least favorite food.
Experience the afterlife.
Complete your journey of self-discovery.
Skip everything you can. (No hard feelings, really!)
Hear the tale of the Great Sherman.
Take a ride on the mine cart.
Successfully incriminate Lazlo Hardy.
Restore the electricity at the dam.
Behold the splendor that is Rocco the Roach.
Watch the entire credits sequence.
Execute the bank heist.
Finish the "one-pig sneaking mission."