You reached the first wiseman
You finished the game in under 5 minutes
You killed 1,000 pigeons
You have finished the game
You have found all the easter eggs
You have met Sammy the Wisegirl
You met Old Man Dan
You ate a pigeon
You found Smegmy the Squirrel
You killed 100 pigeons
Beat the game faster than the game creator
You have seen all the endings