Not even a scratch? I call haXz!
The Old Order crumbles. Who will build the New?
Die for the first time
Big bro team-up unlocked
Hazardous playground conditions eliminated
Learned all there is to know about Cherenkov Breath & Associated Zilla anatomy
Or even two, or three.. i.e., grab a health bonus
Worthy scion of your fabled lineage
Someone won't be making partner anytime soon..
Did you enjoy seeing your prey struggle?
You totally didn't have to! But awful nice of you..
We've all had bad ringing days. Dust yourself off, and keep on Carillion-ing
Somehow, did not manage to finish a single Burrito. The Muchos Burros mountain stands, pristine, and scorning your lack of burrito-eating Will
Kept your promise, kept someone warm
Mission accomplished, by the Book
Purchase all improvements for Zilla HQ, Floor 1
An Ultimate Victory, Once Upon a Time in Berkeley
Your first tentative steps up the Muchos Burros mountain
You wouldn't want to get a ticket..
A solid effort, by any measure
Grab 50 ZillaCoins, on your way to unfathomable riches
Opponent defeat - Epsilon-Inevitable
The once towering Muchos Burros burrito mountain lies ravaged, a mangled foil shell of its former self. You have proven your gastronomic greatness. Maybe that's enough?..
You have eaten a truly awe-inspiring number of burritos. Mission accomplished, victory fully secured
Survived a suburban grocery run
Nice to see old friends catch up