Complete Draco's first quest: place five blocks.
Write fanfiction that involves a crossover between citizens of your town and an obscure 1960's sci-fi television drama.
Spend fifteen minutes in the options screen.
Woo!
You lose at MMO.
Find five reward blocks.
Find one reward block.
Become potato for great glory of national party!
WOOOOO!!!!
Pretend to read the credits.
Be popular and admired.
Compulsively collect newspapers from 1995, because you might need them later for reasons.
Complete a trade with another player.
Jeez, calm down. That's enough levels already. Now go outside and really live your life. Visit a new place! Learn a new language! Talk to a stranger! Write a novel! Or don't, I'm just an achievement.
Woo!!
Find fifteen reward blocks.
After getting stabbed by someone with this achievement.
Join a town.
Get infected with Zombieism (note, you can't get this from the shop -- you have to be bitten by another player).
Finish all of Draco's quests.
Write an MMO by yourself for thirteen years.
Find thirty reward blocks.
Find EVERY reward block on /rewardblocks (Primary server only!)
Be mildly annoyed by a dropped connection or a 2AM SERVER REBOOT FUN TIME.