• It Begins

    Get your first star rating.

  • Spikes... Spikes Spikes Spikes Spikes

    Shots... Shots Shots Shots Shots - die on spikes five times in a row

  • Ugh! Let Me Play!

    Skip a cutscene.

  • Real Power - Canyon

    Finish the second world

  • S***t Just Got Real

    Complete the tutorial.

  • Real Power - Deathcube

    Finish the fourth world

  • If It Ain't Hurtin', It Ain't Workin'

    Die over 50 times

  • Try and Try Again...

    Restart over 500 times.

  • Real Ultimate Power - Forest

    Finish the first world with a 3 star rating

  • Real Power - Ice

    Finish the third world

  • DON'T LOOK AT ME

    Toggle off the leaderboards OUT OF SHAME

  • Out of Ammo

    Try firing your shurikens in a boss fight.

  • Still Alive

    Spend 5 seconds or more without touching the ground

  • ICE to see you! ...ICE! Ahahaha

    Make an icicle fall on an enemy's head

  • Real Power - Bonus

    Finish the fifth world

  • Real Ultimate Power - Canyon

    Finish the second world with a 3 star rating

  • Block Party

    Drop a falling block on an enemy's head

  • Real Ultimate Power - Ice

    Finish the third world with a 3 star rating

  • Two Birds With One Stone

    Kill two enemies with one shuriken

  • 10 Second Ninja

    Finish every world.

  • Biscuit Buddies

    Fiddle around with the settings.

  • Real Ultimate Power - Bonus

    Finish the fifth world with a 3 star rating

  • 10 Second Legend

    Finish every world with 3 stars.

  • FUUUUUUUUUU-

    Finish a level with 0.03 or less from your next star rating (or 3 star the entire game)

  • Real Ultimate Power - Deathcube

    Finish the fourth world with a 3 star rating

  • Completionist

    Finish Hard Mode and bleed the game dry for content

  • Is It A Game, Though?

    Wander around a level for its duration without murdering anything.

  • Double Tap

    Press restart before the timer has even begun

  • Real Power - Forest

    Finish the first world

  • BWAAAAAAAAGH!

    Go into the light.

  • Name