Help the Marine.
Beat up the Marine.
Beat up Fightacus.
Fight the mayor's security guards - and win.
You did the smart thing and left this crazy town.
Beat up the doctor outside the hospital.
Help Lou and Patriot resolve things amicably.
Help Lily and get Mandrake arrested.
Beat up all animal goons.
Help the jocks in the academy.
Beat up everyone in the suburbs for no reason at all.
You got into a club. Yeah.
Beat up Koala Man.
Engage in some hearty, wholesome, entirely platonic sparring.
Sabotage Koala Man's show.
Clear all stages of the digiworld.
Stick to the script during Koala Man's show.
Do what the prophet says.
Play every arcade game in Whateville at least once.
Beat up Patriot to help Lou.
Help Karate Kim.
Broker peace between nerds and jocks.
Return a lost paw to the rare, majestic feltbear.
Beat up Karate Kim.
Become the WFFF champion, even if it means beating up all your old friends.
You exposed the truth behind WFFF to the world.
Beat up a man without provocation, then find a reason to justify it.
Find the janitor employment.
Get the lost ring of power from the deadliest arcade.
Beat up the Chancellor.
Help Mandrake by sabotaging Lily's efforts.
Beat up Lou to help Patriot.
Get the pre-used popsicle stick from the deadliest arcade.