Will Fight for Food: Super Actual Sellout: Game of the Hour
Honorable Rival
Help the Marine.
Cheap Shot
Beat up the Marine.
You're Just Another Quest To Me
Beat up Fightacus.
Beat Elite Agents
Fight the mayor's security guards - and win.
Hell Of A Night
You did the smart thing and left this crazy town.
How Can He Smoke
Beat up the doctor outside the hospital.
Ceasefire
Help Lou and Patriot resolve things amicably.
Power Ranger
Help Lily and get Mandrake arrested.
Those Guys Had Bad Fashion
Beat up all animal goons.
Brospector
Help the jocks in the academy.
Collateral Damage
Beat up everyone in the suburbs for no reason at all.
Unbounced
You got into a club. Yeah.
Supervillain
Beat up Koala Man.
This Is Sparka
Engage in some hearty, wholesome, entirely platonic sparring.
Dino Man Rises
Sabotage Koala Man's show.
The Design Could Have Been Better
Clear all stages of the digiworld.
Method Actor
Stick to the script during Koala Man's show.
The Seer
Do what the prophet says.
Played 'Em All
Play every arcade game in Whateville at least once.
Taco Assassin
Beat up Patriot to help Lou.
Vigilante Justice
Help Karate Kim.
Oratory Genius
Broker peace between nerds and jocks.
Southclaw
Return a lost paw to the rare, majestic feltbear.
I Am The Law
Beat up Karate Kim.
The Champion
Become the WFFF champion, even if it means beating up all your old friends.
The Truth
You exposed the truth behind WFFF to the world.
Mystery Solved
Beat up a man without provocation, then find a reason to justify it.
Millenial Hero
Find the janitor employment.
Ringbearer
Get the lost ring of power from the deadliest arcade.
Inherit The Earth
Beat up the Chancellor.
Hail Corporate
Help Mandrake by sabotaging Lily's efforts.
Municipal Beef
Beat up Lou to help Patriot.
Perilously Mortal Combat
Get the pre-used popsicle stick from the deadliest arcade.