Drown the dog
Beat story mode lvl 1
Oh beer god what happened?
Finish 10 tournaments
Beat the first boss in no death run
Unlock 3 new characters.
Speedrun a gold time
You have no fear of death
Please don't become a pilot
Kill Schwinghammer
Crush the clown
Beat Jesus in wolly bomb
Unlock all characters
Beat all levels in no death run
Beat world 2 in no death run
Kill the dictator