Zero Punctuation: Hatfall - Hatters Gonna Hat Edition

  • Identity Crisis

    The player has purchased and unlocked their first alter-ego from the Shop

  • Stovepipe

    Get impaled by an item above 100 times during gameplay

  • Hat-equate

    Collected 10 Hats during normal gameplay

  • Rise Of The Hat Lord

    Collected enough hats to bring about the end of the world

  • Hat-tality

    Collected 5000 Hats during normal gameplay

  • No Foreplay

    The user elected to violate Hatchan immediately

  • Sleeping On The Job

    The player has caught a hat without moving from their starting position

  • Well-Read

    The user allowed all of the text in the Story Screen Minigame to pass before catching the hat

  • Hat-vancing

    Collected 100 Hats during normal gameplay

  • Hat-tacular

    Collected 1000 Hats during normal gameplay

  • The King Is Dead, Long Live The Hats

    Saved the world

  • Flat Cap

    Get squashed 100 times by an item above during gameplay

  • Fedorable

    Affection meter hit maximum

  • The Fun Never Stops

    Played all mini games at least once

  • The Sorcerer’s Annoyance

    Encountered the Wizard 50 times

  • Wait What

    Unlocked upon first play of any Hatfall mini game

  • Calm Down Dear

    Successfully calmed the wizard 50 times

  • How To Win Friends And Sacrifice People

    The player has purchased and unlocked all alter-egos from the Shop