Womb Room
Curiosity Killed The Cat
Live 9 lives in Womb Room
Perhaps I Can Have 2 Mega Rangers?
Life must have been so tough for you, getting what you wanted all the time.
One life is enough.
Live out a single life, then quit the game.
Join a Cult That Worships Blue Oysters
Experience every adult death scenario. Don't fear the reaper!
I Don’t Want To Grow Up!
Experience every happy child scenario. Lucky you.
Darwin Award Nominee
Experience every teen death scenario. Texting is thinning the herd!
Hello Darkness, My Old Friend
Experience every old death scenario. What sound does silence make anyways?
Tears From Heaven
You've experienced every dead baby scenario...Yikes
Living Hell
Die 100 times in Womb Room
Poor Investment
Your parents spent your college fund on Beanie Babies hoping to make millions.
Margaritaville!
Experience every happy adult scenario. Why would anyone have kids!?
Angry Video Game Nerd
You spend your life playing and reviewing shitty games so other people don’t have to.
Being an Adult is Sad Enough
Experience every sad adult scenario. Your soul is thoroughly crushed.
Happy Family!
Your Mom and Dad still have an active sex life!
POG Champ!
You own the sickest slammer! Holograms and everything!
0% Chance
Experience death before being born.
Massacre
Die 50 times in Womb Room
Which Radical Movement is Right for You?
Experience every angry adult scenario. They took your stapler, now burn this place to the ground!
Psychiatrist's Wet Dream
Experience every sad child scenario. Oh, BOO-HOO!
One Life To Live
Experience your first death outside the Womb Room
Pet Cemetery
Sometimes...DEAD IS BETTAH!
Nothing Better Than a Fiber Rich Diet
Experience every happy old scenario. You call that a no wiper!
Riggity Riggity Wrecked Son!
You went back to the carpet store AFTER surviving cancer?
D.A.R.E
What's better than not doing drugs? Doing drugs.
Future Serial Killer!
You’ve always looked good in red!
Warm Popsicle
Why don’t you come downstairs and have yourself a Popsicle?
But I don’t even believe in Jeebus!
Just repent on your death bed!
In The Ghetto!
It’s the hard knock life!
Life is Meaningless
Die 10,000 times in Womb Room
Guns Don’t Kill People, People With Guns Kill People
You can take my guns from my cold dead hands!
Irresponsible Parents
You didn’t know the dog wasn’t supposed to eat chocolate.
Masochist
Die 1,000 times in Womb Room
Participant Trophy
Everyone is sooo special!
Forever Young
Experience every child death scenario. Sometimes dreams do come true!
Pills! Pills! Pills!
Pills! Pills! Pills!
Get Off My Lawn!
Experience every angry old scenario. Damn kids!
The Blood of Christ
Tastes delicious!
In The Not Too Distant Future
At least you still have all those red sweaters!
When I Die and They Lay Me To Rest
Experience Every Outcome in Womb Room
Hot pocket!
You were cooked alive in a malfunctioning incubator.
Smells Like Teen Spirit!
Experience every happy teen scenario. You were born way ahead of your time, man.
Country Kitchen Buffet is Closed
Experience every sad old scenario. What's the point in living?!
Everybody Hurts
Experience every sad teen scenario. Mother do you think they'll drop the bomb?
Rage Against The Machine
Experience every angry teen scenario. Life is only pain.
Early Warning Signs
Experience every angry child scenario and grow up to be Macaulay Culkin.
Jet Fuel Can’t Melt Steel Beams
9/11 was an inside job.
Better Red Than Dead!
Having a soul is overrated.