• You are what you Eat

    eat at least 100 hotdogs

  • Make a fish your dish

    You ate the fish.

  • Played with balls

    Did you have fun?

  • Imma Powder Out

    inhaled too much baby powder

  • Toasted

    Secure a win by dropping a plugged-in toaster into water

  • Champion of The House

    Complete all the challenges (Classic)

  • Choked on Balls

    Choked on at least 2 Pool Balls

  • Ready for the Big Leagues

    Score on the basketball net

  • Lawn Daddy

    Mow your lawn

  • Escaped The House

    Finally Free?!.....

  • Found The Control Room

    How long has this been here?

  • Found Mommy

    Mommy isnt very nice.

  • Baby's First...

    Get your first win as a baby. (Remake)

  • I'm Your Daddy.

    Win your first Daddy Game (Remake)

  • Disobedient

    You ignored the note

  • Pan Head

    Get hit in the head with a pan

  • Riding Dirty

    Drink daddy drinks while driving baby car (Remake)

  • Deez Buffs Make Me Go Nuts

    Have 5 unique buffs at once (Remake)

  • Attempted Vehicular Infanticide

    Run a baby over with a lawnmower (Remake)

  • Turn a Rat into a Snack

    Follow the squeaks (Remake)

  • Dug Straight Down

    Fell into the lava

  • Acrobatically Inclined

    Swing through the hoop

  • Escape Lookout Cove

    Dig out Lookout Cove

  • One Last Goodbye

    Be looking at your baby as they die (Classic)

  • Iced Iced Baby

    Freeze in the fridge as a Baby

  • Daddy Let Me Drown

    Drown 25 Times

  • What's Cooking?

    Mommy and Daddy's Homegrown BBQ!

  • Baby's On Fire

    AHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Dirty Daddy

    Play with the "Strange Rubber Object" (Classic)

  • Ready For Daddyhood

    Win a game without letting your baby get below 90% health (Classic)

  • Life's A Bleach

    Drink 50 gallons of bleach

  • Psycho Daddy

    Eat 25 pieces of trash while enhanced with the Breaking Dad Power Up (Classic)

  • Daddy Belongs in the Kitchen

    Cook 25 Steaks (Classic)

  • Fruit Based

    Feed 25 Fruits to Babies

  • Doctor Daddy

    Administer 25 Pills to Sick Babies

  • A True Gentleman

    Win 5 Games as Daddy or Baby wearing a Top Hat (Classic)

  • Dad of The Year

    Awarded when 365 Babies live to see their mother another day (Classic)

  • Child Prodigy

    Play 50 Notes on the Toy Piano (Classic)

  • Baby of The Year

    Awarded when 365 Daddies have failed you as your father (Classic)

  • Daddy That Kills People

    Stab other Daddies 25 times (Classic)

  • Plumber's Apprentice

    Use a plunger to unclog a clogged toilet. (Remake)

  • So that’s what it tastes like…

    Drank Mommy's Milk as a Daddy

  • This is not how you play Slip and Die

    Rode the Slip and Die, then died. (Baby only)