• Adam West Award

    Batman's eternal torment

  • BRAAINS

    Bigger IS better

  • It's all about me, ME

    Good job you unlocked the Selfone

  • Braaains

    In theory this is the first achievement you've unlocked

  • You've got mail

    Bro, you like, totally got mail.

  • Damned fine cup of coffee

    Have you ever walked off a bus in a full three piece suit and headed straight for the woods? They have.

  • A dark secret

    But what is it?

  • Taking sides

    I understand why you did this, he's just so adorkable

  • It just looks like a fancy fax

    This is a lot of power we're entrusting you with

  • Merlincide

    Shop's closed, go see the other wizards

  • Magicide

    The act of commiting murder on a wizard

  • Plenty of phish in the sea

    And nothing of value was lost

  • Forged by, with, and for pure evil

    Think of it like when you do your Lipton chicken and noodle soup with only two cups of water instead of four, but with evil instead of salt.

  • Progress, not perfection

    Today is a new day for being a new you

  • Ha ha ha ha ha

    I'm laughin straight to the bank with this

  • Oh the huge vanity

    #nofilter

  • tnemeveihcA

    emit tsrif eht rof latrop emit a desU

  • This is a T rated game

    The shower is made out of gold, how else were we supposed to convey this

  • I've no idea what to do here

    But you crafted a thing, I am truely proud of you buddy

  • Bob, your mucus

    Mother puss bucket

  • Gandalfcide

    He was indeed a conjuror of cheap tricks

  • Really Hot Mail

    If you get this joke, you are pretty old

  • Harrycide

    Ur a wizard now Harry

  • Got 49 problems but a shard ain't one

    Ain't no thang but a magic w... wand

  • IMONABOAT

    Everybody look at me cause I'm flyin on a boat

  • SIX, SIX SIX, THE NUMBER OF THE BOB

    Autoclicker detected, deleting game

  • Four thousand more years

    Nobody is as good as he is at doing what he does, nobody.

  • Shaqcide

    Boomshaqalaka

  • Who cares about you Lachhh

    We do.

  • You've hit rock bottom

    You truely have

  • Dark Or White Chocolate?

    Either way, you're a bit late for it buddy

  • How many hats can a man own!?

    Five, the answer is five.

  • Who you gonna call?

    This is a reference to the original movies, not the 2016 sequel

  • Brap brap brap

    How much armor do you really need against poor farmers anyway?

  • I've seen enough

    To know where this is going

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