Nuclear Reactor constructed.
Experienced the thrill of the fight.
Corrected a few spelling mistakes.
Murdered an Alien Beast.
Tamed a trusty steed.
Murdered a Rabbit Beast.
Survived your first night.
Murdered a Slug Beast.
Alchemy Table constructed.
Murdered a Snake Beast.
Sneakers unlocked!
Murdered a Rock Beast.
Murdered a poor, defenseless Pig Beast. You monster.
Boxing Gloves unlocked!
Greenhouse constructed.
Smelter constructed.
Stopped being a filthy landlubber.
Made a new friend.
Murdered an Acorn Beast.
Planted a seed.
Where are all the Power-Pills when you need 'em?
Campfire constructed.
Anvil constructed.
Repulsion Turret unlocked!
Ooo, pretty patterns!
Drowned a poor, little beastie.
Infini-Bomb unlocked!
Is anybody out there?
Yeah, I'm talking to you, you stupid floor.
Murdered a Yeti Beast.
Survived the Rage of the Pig Beasts.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I chewed you!
Toppled a Rock God.
Johnny-Five is no longer alive.
Planted an acorn.
Workbench constructed.
Electronic Workbench constructed.
No, I want to kill one.
Or maybe inside-out? Either way, less than ideal.
Detect a mine.
Well played!
Nibbled by a sea monster in disguise.
Got ignored by an Acorn Beast.
Teleporter and Quick Start Mode unlocked!
Launchpad constructed.
Outsmarted a giant eyeball.
Tickled the back of the net.
Significant traveling aside, scored a basket.
Collected cutlery for Salad Fingers.
You have been touched by His noodly appendage.
Bribed an inanimate object.
Stepped into the unknown.
Patched up a pointy person's plantation.
Opened a monolithic mouth.
Strong-armed like a legend.
Encouraged seed dissemination.
Murdered a Frog Beast.
Tapped into a telecommunications network.
Expanded the workforce.
Laughed in the face of Hard Mode.
Survived a spot of subterranean spelunking.