• Firepower

    Used cannon for the first time

  • A long way to go

    You've reached 50% of the space station. Keep going.

  • Well...

    I just woke up with a cannon attached to my hand.

  • EXPLOSION!!!

    That's not funny, I just died.

  • Freefall

    Fall? I was aiming for that hole, honestly...

  • Ready

    You've completed the tutorial level. Now you're ready.

  • Overcharge

    You've depleted all of your ammo.

  • Hardcore Badass

    You've completed the game in hard mode.

  • Escaped

    You've escaped the space station. Congrats!

  • +1M Score

    Your final score reached over 1 million.

  • Destroyer

    You've destroyed every single enemy in your path.

  • Furiously Fast

    You reached the end in under 4 minutes.

  • Can't Touch This

    You reached the end without recieving any damage.

  • +250k Score

    Your final score reached over 250000.

  • Tackler

    Why use a cannon when you can tackle 'em.

  • 1k Shots

    A thousend cannon shots later.

  • Unlucky

    Did you just fall in the last pitfall of this space station? Oh, that's just unlucky.

  • Self-Destruct

    Your escape progression caused the space station to initiate selfdestruction.

  • +500k Score

    Your final score reached over 500000.

  • Dodger

    Bullets? What bullets? (You avoided or shot all bullets)

  • Lucky

    Have 1% or less HP for longer than 3 seconds.

  • Pacifist

    You reached the end without destroying any human-like enemies.

  • Babushka is Proud

    As Bob so eloquently stated, you made his babushka proud by destroying the clones.

  • Taxpayers Nightmare

    You've done over 1 million union credits of damage.

  • Clear!

    You destroyed all of your pursuers.

  • Shadowman-Combat-Master 9000

    You defeated Z-84 with your base weapon in the training room.

  • Woke Up

    You broke out of hibernation.

  • Escaped!

    You successfully escaped the space station and managed to destroy it together with all the data and experiments on it.

  • Sgt. Petrov

    You defeated sergeant Petrov.

  • Room of Death

    You survived for 60 seconds in the room of death.

  • Z-84

    You defeated another Z series clone.

  • Name